... insults Lindsay
Lucille wanted Lindsay to be ready in case some bully at school was as clever as her.
- Occurrence of a joke
- Joke in the background
- Combined joke
12 episodes feature this joke:
Lindsay: "Oh, my God, I have the exact same blouse." Lucille: "He wears it better."
"You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it."
"Oh, honey ... You're not supposed to show up as the wetlands."
"A stay-in-bed mom. Probably because you don't work, and you're lazy."
"If you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense."
Lucille (about a broach Lindsay wanted): "It's an elephant. And I didn't want to invite the comparison."
Lindsay: "I've lost my appetite." Lucille: "Who's going to believe that?"
Lindsay: "How can you treat me this way?" Lucille: "Oh, please! Everything I've said about you can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem. Good grief almighty!"
Lucille: "Honey, they’re just heels. They can only support so much weight."