... insults Lindsay
Lucille wanted Lindsay to be ready in case some bully at school was as clever as her.
- Occurrence of a joke
- Joke in the background
- Combined joke
12 episodes feature this joke:
Lindsay: "Oh, my God, I have the exact same blouse." Lucille: "He wears it better."
2: Top Banana
"You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it."
6: Charity Drive
"Oh, honey ... You're not supposed to show up as the wetlands."
8: In God We Trust
"A stay-in-bed mom. Probably because you don't work, and you're lazy."
10: Pier Pressure
"If you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense."
Lucille (about a broach Lindsay wanted): "It's an elephant. And I didn't want to invite the comparison."
11: Public Relations
Lindsay: "I've lost my appetite." Lucille: "Who's going to believe that?"
Lindsay: "How can you treat me this way?" Lucille: "Oh, please! Everything I've said about you can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem. Good grief almighty!"
18: Justice Is Blind
Lucille: "Honey, they’re just heels. They can only support so much weight."
22: Let 'Em Eat Cake
5: Sad Sack
9: Burning Love
Lindsay: "I have the afternoon free." Lucille: "Really? Did 'nothing' cancel?"
13: Motherboy XXX
Lucille: "It was before we did your nose."
Related Joke: ... got a new nose