Season 4, Episode 9
Tobias returns to his roots and reunites with his leading lady after a rough few weeks.
12 recurring jokes in this episode
... don't understand Spanish
Cinco de Cuatro
... flirt with incest
Argyle and Lucille Austero played the young lovers in The Fantasticks.
Mr. F (background)
The Mr. F theme plays behind Argyle Austero as he describes his role in the Fantasticks.
The Mr. F theme plays behind Argyle Austero when he threatens Michael.
Blue Man Group
Tobias: "Pardon the mess. I just blue myself for the first time in five years."
... has hair plug complications
Tobias's audition tape for House has him punching up a line about Graft Versus Host.
... is the world's first analrapist
Narrator: "Prison has taught Tobias a thing or two." He calls himself a "theralist" now.
... is gay
Tobias to Mark Cherry: "How old are you?" Mark Cherry: "23." Tobias: "Well within my rights."
Tobias to Michael: "We'll have to go away and lick each other's wounds."
Tobias: "Maybe I'll do my famous 'gay' character. I don't think you've seen that character." Michael: "Yeah, I have."
... giggles ambitiously
Tobias: "Am I crazy, or is this good?" He's crazy.
"I'm a MONSTER!"
Tobias to Buster: "You're a monster, so you don't have to be perfect."
Balboa Bay Window
Argyle Austero mistakenly identifies Michael as appearing in the magazine in a gorilla suit — it was Buster.
Carl Weathers says "No ... I LOVE it."
Argyle doesn't just like the Fantasticks Four musical ... he LOVES it.
Tobias drops the queen mother of all swear words three times in quick succession when talking to Michael about their respective predicaments.