Senoritis

... flirt with incest

Maeby tells Steve Holt she used to date a guy named Steve Holt.

Related Joke: Steve Holt!

Prayer hands

When Lindsay affects prayer hands back at Lucille's condo, Michael tells her, "Don't do the prayer hands."

... don't know how to tip.

Maeby gives the movers stock options in a company which does not currently have stock.

"I've made a huge mistake."

The narrator thinks that Maeby made a huge mistake, but she says "Nah, I'm fine."

Forget-Me-Nows

Maeby's fourth senior year quote is: "Life is a roofie circle."

Related Joke: Maeby is terrible at math

... misses an important phone call

The pile of messages left on the Funke's home answering machine includes a note from the Carr Realty Group that Tobias had gotten a call back for a "big deal."

... is gay

Tobias's workout routine on the rowing machine places him in a certain position.

... got a new nose

Lindsay recommends that if Maeby wants some reconstruction done "... the nose probably, right?"

Maeby is terrible at math

Donnie Richter labels Maeby an "Algetard."

Maeby can't tell if she got a 43 or a 34 on her algebra exam.

The kids on the bus can't get the number of beers correct in "99 bottles of beer on the wall."

Maeby estimates she's been faking death for an hour and a half; the narrator indicates it's been seven minutes.

Steve Holt!

Maeby tells Steve Holt that she used to date a guy named Steve Holt.

Klimpys

A Klimpy's take-out bag is sprayed with blood when Tobias's head is slammed through the glass door of the model home when he's arrested after his appearance on To Entrap A Local Predator.

bleeps

Maeby's profanity-laden tirade at the Opies launches George Michael's anti-social network and earns her a raft of bleeps.

meta

An obviously older Michael Cera (George Michael) was supposedly "aged by the harsh winds of the sea" though only gone for a few hours.

Ostrich troubles

Maeby's high school mascot is the Ostriches.

Something search

Maeby tells someone to "just something search it."