The Narrator is determined to avoid shoddy narration, but occasionally inserts his opinion.
- Occurrence of a joke
- Joke in the background
- Combined joke
10 episodes feature this joke:
11: Public Relations
Jessie, to George Michael: "Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it's all your fault, Opie." Narrator: "Jessie had gone too far ... and she had best watch her mouth."
13: Motherboy XXX
Michael: "Okay, that would be disgusting if you’d actually slept with her, but I don’t think you did." G.O.B.: "I did. And it was disgusting." Narrator: "They didn’t, but it would have been."
14: The Immaculate Election
The Narrator makes fun of Buster's videotape of himself dancing to the Hot Cops theme song.
17: Spring Breakout
"This inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show’s narrator was known for."
"Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap."
2: For British Eyes Only
"No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough."
The Narrator pleads with the audience to tell their friends about the show.
10: Fakin' It
A hand turning the page of magazine has a ring that reads "RH" (Ron Howard).
11: Family Ties
Michael: "And you did things with her?" Narrator: "He didn’t." G.O.B.: "I did." Narrator: "Well, if you consider crying like a girl doing something."
12: Exit Strategy
The Narrator did not attend Maeby's birthday party.
4: The B. Team
Refers to the poor narration in "Scandalmakers."