trick vs. illusion

1: Pilot

Michael: "So this is the magic trick, huh?" G.O.B."Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money..." [sees children] "... or candy!"

2: Top Banana

G.O.B. calls his fireball illusion "my least consistent trick."

Related Joke: ... messes up a trick.

9: Storming the Castle

Marta: "The magic?" Michael: "Oh, the tricks! The little tricks. Those are great."

15: Staff Infection

Lucille: "Well, it’s important to the company that I keep up the image of my lifestyle." Michael: "Illusion, Mom."

9: Burning Love

Sally: "Still doing your little tricks?" G.O.B.: "Do you consider this to be a little trick?" [squirts her with lighter fluid]

Related Joke: ... messes up a trick.

14: The Immaculate Election

GOB: "I’m calling it 'Tricks...' let me finish... 'Around the Office.'"

15: Sword of Destiny

Buster: "Now, our magic trick." G.O.B.: "Illusion." Buster: "Silence, slave! In this magic trick, I'm going to put a sword through my assistant's tummy. May I have the trick sword, please?!"

2: For British Eyes Only

Michael: "Tricks." Tobias: "Illusions, Michael!"

6: The Ocean Walker

Michael [watching Rita walk on water]: "Is that your trick, G.O.B.?" G.O.B.:"No, Michael, that's not my trick." Narrator: "On the next Arrested Development..." G.O.B.: "It's my ILLUSION!"

8: Making a Stand

Michael: "We're gonna wait till after lunch for the tricks." G.O.B.: "That's not a trick, Michael ... it's a business opportunity!"

11: Family Ties

G.O.B.: "She turns illusions for money."

12: Exit Strategy

G.O.B.: "And now I would like to behold one of the late great Jesus’ biggest illusions, The Burning Bush."

7: Colony Collapse

I will be performing one of my magical illusions.

"If what Jesus did was a trick. I say it wasn't. It was an ILLUSION."

"It's an illusion. Tricks are what whores do for [interrupted] ..."