... wants to go to the hospital

Season 2

• 1: The One Where Michael Leaves

  Barry hits Tobias at dusk because he is painted blue and blends in with the sky

• 2: The One Where They Build a House

  Tobias inhales diamond cream.

• 3: ¡Amigos!

  Tobias is tackled by Ice, the bounty hunter.

• 6: Afternoon Delight

  Tobias "got blown" by Lucille's rape horn and was run over by her car.

  Related Joke: ... has a rape horn